That lady had sex with a white elephant
But really her story's about abortion
Will they or won't they have their baby?
I don't care
I'm already stripped down to my underwear
You don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like
My feelings are Ernest, mom
It's not just a phase
That fellah couldn't kill a wounded lion
'Cuz he's a coward who's always on the run
Stuck in a loveless marriage in colonial Africa
He got shot in the face
By his own f*ckin' wife