Voni - since i was a kid Lyrics

Hey, put down whatever you're doing right now
And listen to this message very closely
Put down the beer
Put down the smoking
Put down the marijuana, and just listen closely
Okay
I'm about to give y'all a motivational message
Why should you listen to me? Because, um, I
Eat apples and cheese
Um, so in about seven or eight seconds
The beat is gonna drop and
I'm about to start, uh, talking about random shit
I've been doing this shit, aye, since I was a kid
Ooh, couldn't open the lid. Wait, hold up
I'm getting boring, y'all are snoring
Rain is pouring, I'm now recording
Michael Jordan, he's here, ay, guess what
I flew a jet into a PetSmart
Bet, you wanna bet? Hold up, wait
I was gonna say something else, but you're gonna have to wait, okay
Just listen, okay? Just wait, just wait, just wait for one singular second, okay
Balls, okay? That's gonna be the next line
Balls, I catch that
Footballs, I catch that
Guns, I shoot that
Basketballs, I shoot that
Wait, seven-Eleven, I go there
Taco Bell, I go there
Chick-fil-A, I go there
Arby's, I don't go there
McDonald's, no free care
Ay, that's why I died at a
McDonald's last weekend
And, um, it was kinda bad
I lost my leg, and, um, I couldn't walk for five days
And then I-I got a robot leg secured to my other leg
And so now I have two legs on one leg, and, uh, still I don't have any legs
Um, so, um, I hope you like this motivational message
Um, I hope it really changed your life
Um, and, uh, the beat just randomly f*cking ended