Vulture Authority - Quit The Day Job Lyrics

And that comes under the heading
Terrific start for the one job on Teesside

I just wanna quit the day job
Find out what real life's made of
Wanna do all the things that I want
And answer to no one

I refuse to waste my life
On pointless shite till the day I die
Wake up early to be told you're free
By the millionaire presenters on your TV
Our plight, they're paid to defend
Everyone's depressed yet still we pretend
How much further must we descend
Until we take up arms for eternal weekend

I just wanna quit the day job
Find out what real life's made of
Wanna do all the things that I want
And answer to no one

No, your email does not find me well
It's people like you who make life hell
I'll add you to my pile of tomorrow's problems
That I've no intention of ever solving
Who was the cunt with the big idea
To build society so austere
Chase the dream of the work you think
By which time you're too tired to do anything

I just wanna quit the day job
Find out what real life's made of
Wanna do all the things that I want
And answer to no one

We've got free will, or so they say
But the alarm clock must be obeyed
Scrimp and save for an overpriced holiday
Spend all week wishing it was Saturday
Just no way from going insane
When it's all work cos you can't afford to play
All I ask for is a life I don't hate
Only job I'll ever love is Joseph-Desire

I just wanna quit the day job
Find out what real life's made of
Wanna do all the things that I want
And answer to no one