A who mek e rum?
(Dis, dis yah)
Dis yah rum yah nuh boring
It mek ugly gyal look like pretty darling
Str8 Vybz 'til a mawnin'
Come fi yuh uncle, s'maddy shoulda warn him
When you wan' fi feel real vibes
When you wan' fi feel straight vibes
(Wul' on)
S'maddy else get ice
Mek TJ, not NotNice
Overproof a di badman choice
Enhance rum weh di gyal dem like (no)
Not Smirnoff Ice
Dem yah liquor yah mek gyal pussy tight
Dem yah liquor yah mek e thugs dem hype
No, we nuh pop pill, we pop bottle wul' night (til' a mawnin')
Go tell everybody
We ready fi start it
Mi chargie, mi shorties, ay
We a shell dung di party
Everybody happy
Nothing cannot stop it
Doh lock it off, enuh, copy (Str8 Vybz inna dis)
S'maddy else get e cup (mhm)
If you nuh careful, yuh vomit and cut (mhm)
Hey, mummy, a nuh me gi' yuh son no rum
Beg yuh please fi leggo mi t-shirt (ha)
You haffi brave, Bogle, stoney gut
Or have a cup a water and shut di f*ck up
Mek a toast, me nuh mean bread
Now cheers, now everybody drink up
Go tell everybody
We ready fi start it
Mi chargie, mi shorties, ay
We a shell dung di party
Everybody happy
Nothing cannot stop it
Doh lock it off, enuh, copy (wul', wul' on)
S'maddy else get ice
Mek TJ, not NotNice
Overproof a di badman choice
Enhance rum weh di gyal dem like (no)
Not Smirnoff Ice
Dem yah liquor yah mek gyal pussy tight
Dem yah liquor yah mek e thugs dem hype
No, we nuh pop pill, we pop bottle wul' night (til' a mawnin')
Go tell everybody
We ready fi start it
Mi chargie, mi shorties, ay
We a shell dung di party
Everybody happy
Nothing cannot stop it
Doh lock it off, enuh, copy (Str8 Vybz inna dis)