Vyrtageous - Deposits Lyrics

Hi, thank you for calling Bighead Banking, how may I help you?
Hey Bighead, it's Otageous, how's it going?
Oh, Mr. Otageous! How are you this evening?
I'm pretty shitty actually, I wanna know how much is in my bank account right now
Well, let me just give it an ol' look-see here for you
Yeah, please do that
Do you mind holding for like one second?
Yes, bitch
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, it actually says you have zero balance in your account
What the f*ck you talkin' 'bout? Yesterday it said two million!
Sir, please relax, calm down, have you checked your closet?

Headed to bank, I need to make deposits
How much money do I have? I can't call it
What the f*ck is going on in my wallet?
I think I left my money in my f*ckin' closet

My wallet lookin' drier than my phone (give it lotion)
Credit card applyin', throw a guy a bone (pause, pause, pause)
Where my money gone, who am I to know (I'ono)
I ain't got no bread, who gon' rise the dough? (Wheat bread)
Playin' sports, I broke an arm and a leg
Now I'm broke, cuz everything an arm and a leg
I gots to go, to the bank, I would harm 'em for checks (murder)
F*ckin' hoes, no Viagra, man I'm hardly erect (flaccid)
Like, what I'm gonna do? Check the couch for some change (La-Z-Boy)
Only found an application, it was minimum wage (McDonald's)
At this point, I'd strip nekkid on a cinema stage (stripper)
What I got to eat? I found some cinnamon, hey! (Spices)
That's my meal for the day, I'm holdin' signs on the corner
"Will work for vagine', hit me up, I got da boner"
Wait, (hold up) I remembered that I got a secret stash!
Ten racks up in my closet, I deposit, flee and dash, like (ooh!)

My credit card is always on decline (Credit One)
Swipe it up and down, slip 'n slide (it's wet, bitch)
I open up my wallet, out come flies (dirty money)
My bread is in the oven, never rise
Yeah, I'm broke, my bank won't even give me a loan (favors)
I'm looking hella fresh, skeetin' under my clothes (moisturizer)
Got my life on the road, everyday the same clothes (fitted)
Sittin' in the laundry room, naked with phone
What's a man to do? Beggin' all these people for change (ATM)
They handed me a quarter, threw it back in they face (direct hit)
Wait a minute, I remember puttin' racks in my closet
Yeah, I stole from my momma, need to make some deposits like (Love you, momma!)