Ladies and gentlemen
Let me introduce to you
Cairn Mckinstray on lead
Max McIntyre on baritone guitar and marimba
Caelen Johnstone on bass and lead vocals
Lewis Dowell on backing vocals
Shaun McCusker on drums
Ladies and gentlemen I'm Joshua Urquhart here we go
Get those hands up!
Get those hands up, I see you!
Do you see me Kirsty Rodgers take it away!
The wee chippy, okay nah I cant do that
Cause you're gay
Shaun shut up
I miss the old days of Mayonnaise
Nothing quite beats Karen's Bolognaise
At first I thought it was just a phase
But now I'm working at the wee chippy the most of my days
The wee chippy
The wee chippy
The wee chippy
The wee chippy
Eeeeee oooooo eeeee ooooo eeeeee oooo
Eeeeee oooooo eeeee ooooo eeeeee oooo
Eeeeee oooooo eeeee ooooo eeeeee oooo
Eeeeee oooooo eeeee ooooo eeeeee oooo
Nyeah!
He's having a sesh, and you can't come
You're honestly the biggest cunt living under goddamn sun
He goes through underagers like cigarettes
Oui oui oui oui oui baguette
Mayonnaise
1, 2, 3, 4
Sweetheart
I'm so tired
Falling apart
Just don't make sense to me
I really don't know
Why you stick right next to me
Wherever I go