Wally Dogger - The Things That Make You Weird Lyrics

You got a knack for ending sentences before they start
And identifying celebrity voices in commercials is your finest art

And you strategically set your alarm clock to snooze seven times
And you'd rather put cardboard pizza boxes on the windows than use those fancy blinds

When you're not here, I miss the things that make you weird
Why don't you come home?

And you watch instructional culinary arts shows, but you never cook
And you're a sucker for shameless pop country song, if it has a catchy hook

When you're not here
I miss the things that make you weird
Why don't you come home?

I call again, but you won't pick up the phone, come home