Well I was sittin' alone at the bar on a Friday night
When this girl lookin' sad as hell ordered a double shot
I said baby what's the matter?
And here's what she said
I met him at Friendship Park On a cold February night
He had a gleamin' smile and a Seventy-eight Camaro
My heart was lost in his big brown eyes
Have you seen me? Johnnie Edward Beavis the Third
He's the man who took my heart
Dumped it into Walnut Creek
Oh yeah!
He took me for a ride on Route 62
The wind was blowin' through our hair
But when we stopped by Big Walnut Creek He asked me, "Baby, do you care?"
Have you seen me? Johnnie Edward Beavis the Third
He's the man who took my heart
Dumped it into Walnut Creek
Oh yeah!
His last known address was near Goshen Lane
But he's been spotted all over town
Dumpin' car parts into the creek
If you see that dude with the camaro parts
Tell the EPA he ain't got no disguise
Have you seen me? Johnnie Edward Beavis the Third
He's the man who took my heart
Dumped it into Walnut Creek
Oh yeah!
They say he's a wanted man
Heartless as they come
But I can't help but think of him In the pouring rain or the summer sun
Have you seen me? Johnnie Edward Beavis the Third
He's the man who took my heart
Dumped it into Walnut Creek
Oh yeah!
So if you know where he's at
Or if you've seen him around
Call the EPA do it today
Help us find Johnnie Edward Beavis the Third
Gahanna's Most Wanted Man
So yeah!
So if you know where he's at
Or if you've seen him around
Call the EPA do it today
Help us find Johnnie Edward Beavis the Third
Gahanna's Most Wanted Man