Walter P. Hilliard - Rico's Stench Lyrics

Maybe his ass does stink
Oh I think it does
Hot damn Rico!
Stinkin' everywhere he goes
Smellin' like shit every day of the week
Oh he sweats like a fat ass
Everywhere you go you smell this man's stench
Maybe he stinks
Maybe he don't
That's for you to decide
Oh Rico's stench
Could knock a man out cold
It smells like ball sweat
Armpits
And death
He refuses to wear deodorant
Said the commies can track him with it
Oh Rico you nasty man
Rico you nasty ass
Rico was the grand marshal of the 4th of July parade
But as they walked down Norwich
They noticed lawns turnin' brown and people passed out
Candy littered the road
Cause there wasn't a kid in sight to pick it up
The old ladies from the legion pelted him with deodorant
The baseball teams sprayed him down with body spray
Then somebody yelled
Take a shower ya' fat shit!
Could knock a man out cold
It smells like ball sweat
Armpits
And death
He refuses to wear deodorant
Said the commies can track him with it
Oh Rico, you nasty man
Rico you nasty ass
Oh
Rico you nasty ass!
Rico can you take a bath?
No!
Can you jump in the shower?
No!
What about deodorant?
No! Them commies will get me!
Oh Rico's stench
Could knock a man out cold
It smells like ball sweat
Armpits
And death
He refuses to wear deodorant
Said the commies can track him with it
Oh Rico, you nasty man
Rico you nasty ass
Rico you nasty ass!
Rico you nasty ass!