Walter P. Hilliard - The Dancing Preschool Lyrics

Well down in Hilliard town there's a preschool known for glee
Where kids do the Macarena from breakfast up till three
They line up in the morning shaking hips and clapping hands
Forgot all 'bout their ABCs they boogie like rock bands
Little Johnny grabbed some scissors thought he'd share his fun
Aimed 'em at poor Suzy who was halfway through her run
The teacher saw the mischief
His face turned white with fright
He screamed "Kids stay in line!" as he dealt with the sight
Macarena kids in Hilliard
They dance all through the day,
From the morning bell to lunchtime they just boogie and sway
Their teacher's pulling out his hair
Trying to keep control
In the preschool of the Macarena
Where chaos takes its toll
They munch on PB&J while tapping toes in time
Even on the playground they can't control the rhyme
Parents pick 'em up at three they're dancing out the door
Turning Hilliard's sleepy streets into a festive uproar
Macarena kids in Hilliard
They dance all through the day,
From the morning bell to lunchtime they just boogie and sway
Their teacher's pulling out his hair
Trying to keep control
In the preschool of the Macarena
Where chaos takes its toll
The principal got wind of it she marched onto the scene
Greeted with a chorus line a synchronized routine
Teachers begged for help but she just couldn't find a way
So she joined the line herself and danced her stress away
Macarena kids in Hilliard
They dance all through the day,
From the morning bell to lunchtime they just boogie and sway
Their teacher's pulling out his hair
Trying to keep control
In the preschool of the Macarena
Where chaos takes its toll
Where chaos takes its toll
Without fail
Their teacher's pulling out his hair
Trying to keep control
In the preschool of the Macarena
Where chaos takes its toll