Walter P. Hilliard - This Family Christmas Lyrics

Down in a school
A place that smells just like shit
Looks like hell
It's painted weird colors
It looks so dull
It's a shitty family Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Comes along to ruin my year
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Once a year I dread this day
The people are here
And they have all the food
Don't know what's in those pans
But it might taste like
Freakin' hell
There's dry fried chicken
Burnt corn
People bitched but ate that shit
Somebody bent over a table
And his ass crack shown
Put that thing away boy
Put that thing away boy
Nobody wants to see your freakin' crack!
You're in a school
Nobody wants to see your ass crack son!
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Comes along to ruin my year
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Once a year I dread this day
Yes!
Some people ask me questions
Is everyone doing fine
Am I at a restaurant?
Or a party?
You're so awkward with your smile
Oh shit!
Here he comes!
He's the family drunk
Always up to no good
Talkin' shit
Tryin' to start fights
Even heard a rumor that he diddled is sister in law
The only entertainment of the night is when santa and is elf passed out drunk while handin' out gifts
I Went up to my uncle
Asked him how the hell he was
He looked at me with hardly any emotion and just said real loud
I'm Blessed!
These random handshakes are pissin' me off!
From people I don't know
Do I know who the hell you are?
Ya just kind of walked up to me and held out your hand
Damn!
And you lady, you look like you've had a tit job
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Comes along to ruin my year
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Once a year I dread this day
Oh! This Christmas
Oh! This Christmas
Once a year I dread this day
Oh it's groundhog day. Every single damn year!
I'm blessed!
And that's all i got to say about that!
Ya just kind of walked up to me and held out your hand
Damn!