Livin' alone in my rundown shack
I'm a grizzled ol' man
Cut-off from the pack
Neighbor's kids
Those little devils in tow
Throwin' banana peels just to watch me blow
Every damn morning
Start my day irritated
Steppin' on them peels
Frustratin' and elated
Don't they know
I'm a lone wolf
Can't be tamed
Fightin' with children
Man
I've gone insane
The peels keep flyin'
Drivin' my anger high
But I'll show 'em
I ain't one to shy
Throw open my door
Stormin' out to the field
Those little hellions will know how I feel
I tried to talk to their parents
But it didn't have no effect
The dad's a drunk and the mom's a skank
Dad tried to kick my ass
So I slapped him across the face with my fleshy nine wood
The skank ass mom tried to calm me down in her own way
I said no thanks hoe
I'm gay!
No thanks hoe
I'm gay!
So a plan was hatched
To make these kids pay
My buddy Maxwell stopped on by
Together we collected all those peels
And in the middle of the night we threw 'em all on the kid's fort
We doused it in gas
And that fort burned to a damn crisp
Hope this is the end
And those asshole's move away
Come on Maxwell let's go inside before the cops come!
Maybe have a little fun