Walter P. Hilliard - Trail of Shame Lyrics

In a corner of the kitchen
She worked all day
A lady with a secret
She couldn't keep it all bay
One unfortunate incident
She met her fate
Shit her pants on the job
Left a trail
Oh mercy me
What a state
She shuffled and she stumbled
With every step she took
Trying to hide her shame
But there ain't no place to look
From the pantry to the fridge
Oh
What a mess she made
Left a trail for the whole world to see
It was a charade
Trail of shame
Running down the hall
She never thought she'd be a legend
Ain't that a kick in the balls
But everybody's got secrets
Her plight we can't ignore
A tale of kitchen mishaps
The talk of the town for sure
Dilly-O was her name
She didn't tell no one what happened
She just disappeared
She hid in the men's shitter just to keep the heat off her
Another worker finally saw the trail and yelled what the hell!
As Dilly-O ran out the diner
She sat at the bus stop
On a bench in shame
Soaked in shit
She smelled like a hobo
She just had to get home
Trail of shame
Running down the hall
She never thought she'd be a legend
Ain't that a kick in the balls
But everybody's got secrets
Her plight we can't ignore
A tale of kitchen mishaps
The talk of the town for sure
We never saw Dilly-O again
The woman never showed back up
The kitchen had to close for a deep clean
Gettin' that shit up off the floor
Oh Dilly-O why?
Why did you shit and fly?
Oh Dilly-O!
Dilly-O why?
Why did you shit and fly?
Oh Dilly-O!
Dilly-O!
She shit her pants