Walkin' Freakshow Video (MV)

My name is Maxwell
I walk the bike trail with my shirt off
I see big foot warnings but I don't give a shit
Walkin' down the trail with my manboobs hangin off my chest
They're floppin' to the left
Floppin' to the right
Floppin' up and down all day and night!
I'm a walkin' freakshow
Playin' golf on a fresh cut green
Walkin' freakshow
Got my nutsack pierced last week
Walkin' freakshow
Actin' like a creep at the bar
Oh shit it's who I am so just leave me the hell alone!
Had some buddies over to my house last night
Boy was it a sight
Mr. Tinsel the midget and Pall Mall himself
We were doin' shots
Smokin' some bowls
Even tried the pills that we're gonna try and sell
Cause we all want new white matchin' motorbikes
I'm a walkin' freakshow
Playin' golf on a fresh cut green
Walkin' freakshow
Got my nutsack pierced last week
Walkin' freakshow
Actin' like a creep at the bar
Oh shit it's who I am so just leave me the hell alone!
It was all goin' good
Those motorbikes were so damn close I could smell the exhaust
'Til we went to do a pill deal
In front of the Sunrise Deli at Madison and Main
Police came out of nowhere busted Mr. Tinsel and the midget
But me and Pall Mall got away
Hid at the bar!
My 66 year old ass tried to pick up some 20 year olds
They said ew you old ass creep
So I put my Quaaludes away
I'm a walkin' freakshow
Playin' golf on a fresh cut green
Walkin' freakshow
Got my nutsack pierced last week
Walkin' freakshow
Actin' like a creep at the bar
Oh shit it's who I am so just leave me the hell alone!
Walkin' Freakshow!
(Oh-oh-yeah)
I'm just a creepin' and a pervin' round Hilliard
Oh I love my freak show life
Hey Pall Mall turn on the golf game!