Wayword - Upping the Steaks Lyrics

Here comes the original nerd, ripping the first verse
Proud to be a part of and repping the third world
Never you heard worse, when I get to the perverse
Shit dripping with vitriol and equipped with the curse words
I'll be hitting the curb , tripping and sniffing the herb
Y'all keep quipping and flirtin', both of you sipping the sherbert
I've quit with the girl, 'cuz I just didn't deserve her
Wish I preserved the friendship and never disturbed her
Thinking of getting work is getting my nerves worked
The way that I'm headed, I will be flipping the bird first
Till I dip in the purse, and the dipping reserves urge me to switch to them burgers
I'm wishing for my sake you'll be
Beneficent enough to be tipping your servers
Will you be sticking by me with similar fervor
When living gets unforgiving and pitches a curver?
When the chips hit the earth,will it be crickets and chirpers?
And I don't mean to go beyond the pale
I don't need nobody on my tail
At the grocer let me have my piece, and let me have my peace, and I'll be on my way
And I don't mean to go beyond the pale
Stupid as it is I'm all for faith
But best believe you better give 'em an inch not
You're not finna get lynch mobbed
That's all I'm saying
"Yo John, we've arrived at the crime scene
So if you don't mind, tone down with the rhyme scheme
Step out of your own mind for a while", Fine geez
Holy shit do you see the same crap that I'm seeing?
Some random guy just got stabbed for buying beef
Fantastic way to say have a nice Eid
Meanwhile the country is trying to saffronize me
Patronize these acts clandestinely
Caramelize these and act like its hands are clean when some hate spewing saffron clad priests
Go galvanize deeds of mad depravity
And rationalize these as nationalizing?
You motherf*ckers don't have to like me
But you can't deny me my ham or my beef
Canned and iced or fresh I'm grabbing my piece
The waft and sight of flesh tantalize me
Its the hand which I am dealt, it's stamped in my genes
I could give a damn if outlandish I seem
In my candy-striped tees and ragged tight jeans
Kiss my liberal ass for my lack of hygiene
You're already judging the language I speak
Now you wanna f*ck with the sandwich I eat
And you're expecting me to sit back, languish and weep?
F*ck that! Till fanatics stampede
On my ass and I can't breath, I'll rant and ill shriek !!
Shoutout to them fatasses than ran behind teens,
Brandishing canes , you anti-Aphrodite?
Get your salty ass desalinized
You guys fantasize, if you can't handle a teen
Walking hand in hand with his valentine please
Go back to Pleistocene, and cry me an ice sheet
*For fair skin I'd recommend salmon eye cream*
And I don't mean to go beyond the pale
I don't need nobody on my tail
At the grocer let me have my piece, and let me have my peace, and I'll be on my way
And I don't mean to go beyond the pale
Stupid as it is I'm all for faith
But best believe you better give 'em an inch not
You're not finna get lynch mobbed
That's all I'm saying
Hi Baba! I've got a slight problem
Just a hostile mob of your fans , I'm unable to stop' em
How do I calm 'em? I'm being labeled Osama
'Cuz they found on my dinnertable a plateful of Momma!
They're so f*cking hateful I've not seen a crazier swarm and I
Will be grateful if I am not pushing daisies tomorrow
Whats the cause of this quarrel? I'm not able to follow
You gave their hollow heads a fake fable to swallow?
You suck man! You finagled your followers, f*ck the
Moo Klux Klan!
You dummies need to take a cue from your mummy and try to ruminate
And do away with the junkie that's spewing human hate
But I'm not singling you out, this goes for all the poser mystics
And religious chauvinistic dipshits who throw a hiss fit when somebody goes against it
Your God doesn't exist! Bitch
Your scripture tricked ya, if he does , he doesn't give two shits
About your religion. He would if you wasn't this stupid, we're all unwanted pregnancies
Now let's break some eggs and see
My villainous lyrics incite another Dylan and Eric
Chilling hysteric willing to perish killing a cleric!
But that would prove me to be no better
That isn't my intention in throwing this shit together
I'm just telling y'all to not fall for millennia old gimmicks
Man created god in his own image...