The fascist higher-up
Pigs are
Beneath us
They're one upping each other again
In terms of how
Much crazy shit
That they can get away with
While the world dies and we're all f*cking broke
The grocery stores
Have that distinct smell
Of cigarettes, dirty assholes and B.O
More traffic than usual
And it seems like
I'm not the only bad driver on the road
Checks out
Checks out
Checks out
What? Cheques are out?
The liquor store is packed
Let's tie one on tonight
F*ck bag smokes, colt 45's
And Mr. Noodles
I'm getting Export A's
And a bottle of whisky
Some McDonald's
And Percocet
We might as well enjoy life
At least a tiny bit before
The nukes launch
And we all die
Cheques are out
Cheques are out
Cheques are out
Checks out
Wow, wee. It looks like there's a few more wars on the go this week
A new disease, and Elon Musk turned himself into a robot that looks just like Hitler and ran for president
He's in the lead
The liquor store is packed
Let's tie one on tonight
F*ck bag smokes, colt 45's
And Mr. Noodles
I'm getting Export A's
And a bottle of whisky
Some McDonald's
And Percocet
We might as well enjoy life
At least a tiny bit before
The nukes launch
And we all die
Cheques are out
Cheques are out
Cheques are out
Checks out