Oh my God don't you ever just think about skiing trips
My Mom always told me I was her little princess
Ha ha ha
Pick me pick me
I have so much to talk about with you
O.K. so here are ten cute facts about me
One, I'm a Virgo
Two, I want to marry and have at least six children and they will all be boys and they'll be called
Bobby, Robby, Buddy, Billy, Billy-Two and Maximilian
Aren't they just the cutest names
Three, I'm a Hufflepuff
Four, call me old fashioned but a woman should know her place - but I'm still a feminist
Five, I love skiing
Six, poor people should work harder
Seven, I can't stand tattoos
Eight, my horse is called Lizzie and she's named after The Queen
Nine, horror movies don't scare me
Ten, wow I'm such a chatter box
You talk like a fire alarm, I evacuate the room
Input void, not applicable
Pseudo-intellectual
Pink Floyd cover: I Wish You Weren't Here
Black hole puncture, dense prick
Helium balloon blown up like your head
Patronising self-nominator
Cymbal monkeys bow down to you
Bow down, Bow down
Cymbal