It's warm inside, it's wet tonight
Let's put some more wood in the fire
And watch it burn, so much to learn
Cause you're a little older
Teachers pet, I'm dripping wet
Coming inside for a shower
I've failed my grades, you say it's ok
Just listen up a little closer
My parents never gave me the light of day
They kicked me out into the pouring rain
But inside with you I feel okay
You've got the heart of a horse, and you move like a rabbit
You scream like an eagle with the voice of a parrot
Tight like a tiger, and sly as a fox
Discrete as a feline that sleeps in a box
And I am the teacher's pet
We've conquered math, from slow to fast
Until it gets a little harder
Chemistry, biology
There's so much left to discover
I never, ever, ever, ever got an A
And now I really don't know what to say
But inside of you I feel okay yea yea yea
You've got the eyes of a panther, the musk of a moose
You're wet like a fish with the wings of a goose
Creep like a spider, as sharp as a shark
And like a sweet canine that sleeps in the dark
And I am the teacher's pet
I never, ever, ever, ever, got an A
And now I really don't know what to say
But inside with you I feel okay!
You've got the heart of a horse, and you move like a rabbit
You scream like an eagle with the voice of a parrot
Tight like a tiger, and sly as a fox
Discrete as a feline that sleeps in a box
You've got the eyes of a panther, the musk of a moose
You're wet like a fish with the wings of a goose
Creep like a spider, as sharp as a shark
And like a sweet canine that sleeps in the dark
And I
I
I am the teacher's pet