Well, there's acid rain falling
And it's killing up all my bean fields
It's got me contemplating revelation
Speaking on the seven seals
Life down here's getting pretty hard
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
'Cause these rich folks
Talking about going into outer space (outer space, outer space)
But a poor man like me won't have enough dough
To ever leave this place (gonna leave this place)
So as I look up at the stars
Think it's time to start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That ol' man in the moon
You know he ain't got nothing on me (ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars
I'll be cruising through space like a modern day Han Solo (one leaded proof)
I'll be the only one there in a Stetson hat and a bolo (he ain't got the boots)
I got some hydroponic and Cuban cigars
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That ol' man in the moon
You know he ain't got nothing on me (ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars
I'll be pouring 'em tall and burning 'em down
I won't have to go anywhere for my boots to leave the ground (won't leave the ground)
No rocket fuel or flying cars
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
And all I'll need is a little spark
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars