We're handsome, that's for sure,
But at home, chaos pure,
Toothpaste on the mirror bright,
Floor's a canvas, not in sight.
Morning coffee, we spill and go,
Table's left with stains to show,
Chaos in every stride,
And hear the ladies' complaints collide.
We're so handsome, charming, too, Our ladies feel so blue, (so blue)
Dishes piled to the sky, Toilet seat, we say goodbye. (goodbye)
Goodbye, goodbye, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, toilet seat, we say goodbye.
We're so fine, but kind of lazy,
Toilet troubles drive us crazy,
Mornings start with screams and yells, (screams and yells).
But we manage, all is well.
Dirty socks upon the floor,
Can't remember what it's for,
Laundry piles up high and wide,
Yet we leave it, no surprise.
We're so handsome, charming, too, Our ladies feel so blue, (so blue)
Dishes piled to the sky, Toilet seat, we say goodbye. (goodbye)
Goodbye, goodbye, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, toilet seat, we say goodbye.
We're so fine, a little lazy,
Toilet troubles drive us crazy,
Mornings start with screams and yells, (screams and yells)
But we manage, all is well.
We're so handsome, charming, too, Our ladies feel so blue, (so blue)
Dishes piled to the sky, Toilet seat, we say goodbye. (goodbye)
Goodbye, goodbye, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, toilet seat, we say goodbye.
We're so fine, a little lazy,
Toilet troubles drive us crazy,
Mornings start with screams and yells, (screams and yells)
But we manage, all is well.
We're so handsome, charming, too, Our ladies feel so blue, (so blue)
Dishes piled to the sky, Toilet seat, we say goodbye. (goodbye)
Goodbye, goodbye, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, toilet seat, we say goodbye.
We're so messy, charming, too, Our ladies, they know it's true, (it's true)
Chaos spread from room to room, (room to room). But we smile and embrace the gloom. (the gloom)
Goodbye, goodbye, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, toilet seat, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, we say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye, toilet seat, we say goodbye.