Who's Asking? - Paducah IL Lyrics

(Okay)
No
Oh no
OH NO
Get me out of this place
OH GET ME OUT
It's hour seven on the drive
And now I'm breaking out in hives
I'm getting itchy thinking of your kitchen table
I'd rather pull out all my hair
Than face the patronizing stares
And yeah you wonder why I'm mentally unstable
Why is this family so fast
To wink at me and grab my ass
I didn't know this house was f*cking playboy mansion
I always thought we had a uh
Certain Je ne se quoi
Which makes you people f*cking easy to abandon
I'm sorry mom I know you love your little family tree
I think that something ugly's coming over me
Mother, father, absent daughter, loser son (ha-ha)
I'm wondering which excuse I should use to be gone
But I can't go back
So make some noise
For the crux of the earth
(Paducah Illinois!)
Where every f*cking lawn
Has got a duck decoy
And a crucifix
(Paducah Illinois!)
Where every mother in law
Raised a dysfunctional boy
And has a handbag of guns
(Paducah Illinois!)
Oh lovely town
I'm overjoyed
To be back home
(Paducah Illinois!)
I could go on and on all day
I mean what else is there to say
Oh did I mention that my family is catholic
My brother says that I'm a whore
My grandpa talks about the war
And see my cousin is a dirty greasy rat hick
I think next year for easter brunch
I'll bring a drink to spike the punch
And watch my alcoholic uncle getting plastered
The shame will cut itself in half
And then at least we all can laugh
When he confronts me screaming you're a f*cking bastard
But I can't go back
So make some noise
For my heart and my soul
(Paducah Illinois!)
Where every f*cking lawn
Has got a duck decoy
And a baby's grave
(Paducah Illinois!)
Where every mother in law
Raised a dysfunctional boy
And has a stash of pills
(Paducah Illinois!)
Oh lovely town
I'm overjoyed
To be back home
(Paducah Illinois!)
Can I make myself more clear
I want out of here
Out of here
Out of here
But I can't go back
So make some noise
(Paducah Illinois!)
Where every f*cking lawn
Has got a duck decoy
(Paducah Illinois!)
Where every mother in law
Raised a f*cking loser boy
(Paducah Illinois!)
Oh lovely town
I f*cking love this town
(Paducah Illinois!)
No
Oh no
OH NO
Get me out of this place
OH GET ME OUT