Willbatross - I'm the Daddy Lyrics

I've got a massive penis
It's a sword
Bitches want to ride it
Surf board
Got a Boris Johnson haircut
I'm not bald
Thank you for my blessings
Thank the lord
I've got a new plan
Wanna flex it
Tell The government
It's for brexit
Shout out to Ayia Napa
What a place
Every f*cking night
I was off my face
Walk in the club in my red puffa jacket
I'm off me nut from sniffing the packet
Don't want no beef but I always back it
See a peng ting might have to shag it
Girls chase me like it's duck duck goose
Cos I'm 6 foot 4 with a body like Zeus
F*ck Gucci f*ck Canada goose
I wear baggy boxers so my balls hang loose
I'm the best, I'm the greatest
I pipe ten girls on a daily basis
On a Friday night I'm getting lit in Faces
Mopping up the pussy I can do it for ages
I'm a Sunday league baller goalkeeper ting
Check VAR where's your girlfriend been
Referee says she needs a red card
Cos she gave me head at the top of the shard
Yo Willbatross
Yo
Who's the daddy
I'm the daddy
I said who's the daddy
I'm the daddy
I said who's the daddy
I'm the daddy
You're the daddy
I'm the mother f*cking daddy
F*ck Father Christmas, I'm the daddy
I'll take you to Ibiza not too shabby
Get a nice little cocktail sex on the beach
Only if they're under, three pound each
I don't do kick ups I just kick opps
And H&M designs all my tops
Have to take the bouncers when I go the shops
I can never walk alone I'm Jurgen Klopp
Late night rave I turn up topless
Walk straight in the blonde colossus
You know who I am I'm the man of the house
Cock like a cricket bat Andrew Strauss
I'm new on the block gonna rise like yeast
When I'm out on road I'm reppin' the east
I iron my shirts, never creased
I'm wilbatross, respect the police
I've got no kids but I'm still the daddy
I want my haircut like sadio mane
Going up to manny to link the gally
That's 10 more girls, on my tally
When I exit the club you better hold the door
Or your gonna get dropped like my balls in year 4
In Ayia Napa it's lads on tour
Paid a 50 euro fine cos I shat on the floor
Drop that beat like I drop your jaw
You can't chat shit with your face on the floor,
I see a Peng ting approaching wait that's mirror
I got long blonde hair no bald sheerer
Thanks to my fans you're the only believers
I drip so hard you better call the cleaners
Met a girl in Greece she was blonde and Swedish
And now she knows, I've got a massive penis