William Nein - Join Us in San Francisco Lyrics

I found an ocean under my bed as I was tidying up my room
I stared in shock till a fish came up and said
"Do you know the way to San Francisco?"
After a while I said "No"
And he said "Ok....I am going to go that way"

So there we were, just me and this fish swimming our way to America
Talking about books, music, and films
Can you believe he hadn't seen 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'?
We were surrounded by sharks impressing their friends
And I'm not ashamed to say I was scared, till one came up and said
"I know the way to San Francisco"

So there we were, just me, and this fish, and this shark all heading to America
When we got hungry we stopped at a café to eat, we're all vegetarian
I called my mum to tell her I was fine and that she could join us anytime she liked
We're on our way to San Francisco

So we arrived under the Golden Gate Bridge on the shores of America
We rode the trams, became hippies, tomorrow we're going to Alcatraz
Come and join us in San Francisco
It would really be such fun