William Ryder - The Bedroom Crucifixion Lyrics

The bedroom saga took it's toll, more than flesh and bone
This is the bedroom crucifixion

One poppy meets a mommy, that's the system
In the divorce she takes it all, American tradition
Made her my business, paid attention by the millions
A new millennium, a millennial, with undisputed sex dominion
Blew in my ear, made that war head stand at attention
Only thing I see in my future is sex intervention
Heart race, goose bumps, my senses come alive
Met her at the corner of Chambers and Hudson, by the redline
She wore tights, diamond print blew my mind
Manicure, pedicure, wet lips, flawless skin to match
With all the forms of communication all I could think was smash
Gave her the words, then the verbs, get myself into her love pad
Sex notification, confirmation, bedroom alcatraz, huh

Then she gave me that bedroom crucifixion
She slaughtered me with her devilish predictions
We sexed in hell, right inside the devil's nest
She was my destiny, to kill me was her mission

Now we're entering the no panty section
I want it all, every square, every acre
What a calamity, when she sits on that stick turns and twists
Her back reclines, she'll put the quick and the dead on the tease list
Sucks everything, then can balance herself on beautiful toes
I go straight for her throat, see
You don't get to the majors, swinging at sliders, in the dirt
A shine eye, that was motivated by Satan's goal
She'll relieve me of my duties in this restaurant world
Of course, for the price of my soul
What an atrocity, like the Germans and the machine gun
Still, I want to sex her 'till she mildews
Couldn't resist the whisper in my ear, no man's immune

Then she gave me that bedroom crucifixion
She slaughtered me with her devilish predictions
We sexed in hell, right inside the devil's nest
She was my destiny, to kill me was her mission

This is where I, rev her speedometer and increase her punny mileage
Removes my watch, no clock watching, you 'ain't going nowhere
I'm working harder than a captured runaway slave
More than just beauty, her appearance is a commodity I swear
Been around the world several times, spoke with a melody
Law degree, fashion expertise, nurse the dead back on it's feet
Sexpert, don't prepare, nor rehearse
Can open wider than that dragon from Game of Thrones
To Cypress cemetery, I'm off in the back of a hurst
The bedroom saga took it's toll, more than flesh and bone
Bedroom crucifixion has delivered itself another soul

Then she gave me that bedroom crucifixion
She slaughtered me with her devilish predictions
We sexed in hell, right inside the devil's nest
She was my destiny, to kill me was her mission

Whew, it's been a long time coming, but we're finally here
Craig Cure, Stanley Z, Mugzy, Super D, Chef Jeff, Johnny
Broderick, I see you
And the one called Gabe

Hah, then she gave me
She seduced me
She controlled me
Hypnotise me
With her bedroom crucifixion