I'm from the dirty like I came up out the sand box
I'm everything your man's not but you can play a long like Lamp Chop's
I'm busy grillin lamb chops, CEOs trying to COP my John Handcock. I can't stop
I'm too damn hot. Pour some water on me
That girl's so hot I'm trippin like I had some blotter on me when you threw the water on me
I think I got it, homie. If I kick it like this, man, she's gotta know me
Kick it like Pele, f*ck it, die high like "MayDay, MayDay!" Party like it's May Day
They say, "throw some water on the beat," and I'm like, "motherf*cker, that's me... and that's kind of my thing"
So throw some water on the beat
Tell them thirsty hoes, "throw some f*ckin water on the beat"
You already know, throw some f*ckin water on the beat
Here we go, throw some mother f*cking water on the beat
Throw some f*ckin water on the beat
Trippin like I threw some f*cking blotter on the beat
But all I really did was throw some f*cking water on the beat
You can get your ass up, it ain't soldered to the seat
Thank you all for being such a great audience this evening
Accidental executions like opposition is lilliputian
Blame fluid dynamics, I'm just executing code and rolling trees by the branches
Trying to find Atlantis, manifesting fantasies, growing like I'm planting trees
I'm into besting me, setting personal records
Sick of hearing people talk like, "How much worse could it get, dude?"
How much better can you make it? Are you willing to take it?
You better not fake it. You know everyone can see you naked
I'm the outlaw of the land or sea
Octopus wrangling manatees, strangling emcees, riding seahorses, f*cking remorseless
Ninja, pirate, wildman, one-man armed forces. But I'm chill though, you can check my sources
No Lexus, Porches, never; I'd rather buy back forest
Kick it with my animals, climbing trees and finding vines to swing from
Keeping the beat like this is my kingdom
Like I'm its divine leader, getting head like a mind reader, been there I got five t-shirts
So throw some f*cking water on the beat