What?
Saint Patricks Day
Looks like its that time of year again
Time to get out the cameras and set up my traps
I'll catch an Irish man
I'll catch him in my hand
Sit out in my yard in a ghillie suit
Gonna get a leprechaun
Get his loot
I try every year to catch this boi
But this is the year
I'ma catch him with some soy sauce
I'ma sit out in my lawn
I'ma catch a leprechaun
I'ma look him in the eye
I'ma keep him in the light
You think that I'ma blink
Well your wrong and you stink (That's stanky)
This leprechaun boy's gonna show me his gold
Gonna make me rich
Until I'm old (Old man)
Leprechauns won't fight you not in the ringer
But steal their gold
And you'll get the finger (The bird)
Wack you in the head
Until your dead
The end of the rainbow may be a pot
But that don't mean its worth a lot (Cheap)
You're tryin' to steal that leprechaun's gold
Give it a rest bro
You're going to sit out on your lawn
You think your gonna catch a leprechaun
Well you're wrong (Are you?)
Look me in the eye I'll show you the light
You're going to blink
Your wrong and you stink (You stanky)
Aint gonna show you no gold
You ain't gonna be rich when you're old
You ain't gonna catch him
Yes I am!
Stop building that trap your not gonna catch him
Get out of my house I'm building a trap
Get out of here
Good bye
Ha ha ha ha ha ha