Wite Stud - The Redneck Song Lyrics

Ever since I was a little boy
I've always been a redneck
I get up every morning and milk my cow
Then I go home and look up Mountain Dews
I find some that's is just for me
The price is right cuz it's for free
But then I realize where it's at
And with the price of gas
I can't do that
But while I'm here I might as well
Take advantage of these free garbage cans yo
Now its time to check my cows
I gotta ride my 4-wheeler now
I love doin' cookies and driving fast
They call me a baker because of that
I make donuts, cookies, muffins, and cake
I do pies, Oreos, pecans, and dates
Then I go pretend to mow the lawn
When actually I just play on my phone
When I'm done with that I make some bombs
I make them right outside of my garage
Are they even legal?
Who could tell
I make them out of gasoline and shotgun shells
They're so fun what can I say
I blow up big things every day
Shooting gophers it's so fun
I blow them up with my gun
Their guts go all over the place
I like to shoot them right in the face

Now it's time for me to go
Get a drivers license don't you know
So I head over to farmer joes
He's the computer master don't you know
So he whips out his photoshop
And renews my license like a cop
But he's cheaper

Look at that it's my neighbor's dog
Better shoot him like a hog
Then I'm diggin' till its dark
It's so much fun till I here the cops park
Sounds like cops I'd better go
Before they catch me don't ya knows

I'll have to drive fast anyhow
So it's a good thing I'm not out of gas now
I'm doin' cookies, drifts, flips, and jumps
I'm bumpin' over massive humps
I go drivin' right on through the muck
I drive over big old hills of dust
It's a good thing I'm faster than the cops *now
Otherwise, I'd probably get caught
I continue drivin' through the trees
I like to feel that 4-wheeler breeze

When I finally make it home
I go to bed in my room
What to wear? My cowboy boots
And when I do, I look pretty good
I love to drink my Mountain Dews
I'm so smart, I never get sewed
Now you know how to be a redneck
You like this advice write me a check
That's the redneck song