I was seven and a half when
I was at a family gatherin
We were all eatin' and laughin
When I saw my cousin Catherine
We were chewin' on some gumballs
Tryin' to think of what to do
I said let's go play with marbles
So we both went to my room
I was playin' with my cousin
Ooh! And then we started kissin
But then she started cussin
And I knew I shouldn't listen
I will never listen to my kissin' cousin cussin
Cussin' doesn't make you cool, can't you see that cousin
Hey, you want a gumball?
Sure
Man, these family things are boring huh?
Yeah, what should we do?
I got some marbles we can play with
Okay, let's go
Hey, you wanna Kiss?
Alright
F*ck
What?
Shit, you heard me
Wait, what'd you say
Nothing, damn
Are you cussin?
F*ck yeah
Well I'm not gonna listen
I will never listen to my kissin' cousin cussin
Cussin' doesn't make you cool, can't you see that cousin
We were having such a good time
But she made it go away
Even though I know it's not a crime
Let me tell you cussin's not okay
I was young but I could still see
That those words were not too nice
If it was all up to me
Everyone who cussed would pay the price
I will never listen to my kissin' cousin cussin
Cussin' doesn't make you cool, can't you see that cousin
I will never listen to my kissin' cousin cussin
Cussin' doesn't make you cool, cousin can't you see
Cussin' doesn't make you cool, cousin can't you see