Wizards of Boat - Nice Thing Lyrics

I was walkin' outside at the beach one day
When I got something wrapped around my leg
I didn't even know what the hell it was
But it sprayed ink all over my face
I threw it back into the water
So that it wouldn't die
'Cuz I did a nice thing for a squid
Who did something mean to me
The thing I did to a squid was nice
But what he did was mean
I was layin' on a hammock 'cuz I broke my knees
When a poor old squirrel climbed on top of me
He threw a giant nut at my cryin' face
And I just didn't know what to say
So I gave him a diamond
'Cuz I didn't want him to be poor no more
'Cuz I threw a nice thing to a squirrel
Who threw something mean to me
The thing I hurled to a squirrel was nice
But what he hurled was mean
I was at a sci-fi convention
Bearing only good intentions
When this little nerd who said I had cut in line
Pulled my hair and started to whine
I don't know why but I didn't even mind
And I let him get his comic book signed
'Cuz I did a nice thing for a square
Who did something mean to me
I didn't pull the hair of a square
Who pulled the hair of me
I'm just a nice guy in a world
That's full of stuff that's mean
Like I always say
If they kick you when your down don't frown
Just laugh and turn the other cheek