WJM Suno - Grandpa at the Table Lyrics

Thanksgiving is upon us,
Stories will be told
Grandpa has the sniffles
He thinks it's a cold

The Turkey's on the platter
Cranberries and bread
Laughter fills the dining room
As Grandpa's stories spread

Pumpkin pie's a-waiting
Stuffing piled so high
Grandma passes cornbread
We all grab just a slice

Grandpa starts his sneezing
He puts on quite a show
And Grandpa starts to weezing
That's when his dentures blow

Then Grandpa lost his teeth
Right there at the dinner table
They flew into the gravy
We all started to choke

Uncle Joe is laughing
Aunt Mary's in surprise
Kids are pointing fingers
With big and widened eyes

Mom says it's a blessing
Dad just shakes his head
Grandpa's sitting clueless
With gums and jokes instead

Yes, Grandpa lost his teeth
Right there at the dinner table
They flew into the gravy
We all started to choke

Uncle Joe is laughing
Aunt Mary's in surprise
Kids are pointing fingers
With big and widened eyes

Mom says it's a blessing
Dad just shakes his head
Grandpa's sitting clueless
With gums and jokes instead

Yes, Grandpa lost his teeth
Right there at the dinner table
They flew into the gravy
We all started to choke

We tried to be respectful
We tried to hide our smiles
We stared in pure amazement
Those suckers flew for miles

Uncle Joe is laughing
Aunt Mary's in surprise
Kids are pointing fingers
With big and widened eyes

Yes Grandpa lost his teeth
Right there at the dinner table
They flew into the gravy
We all started to choke
Yes, they flew in to the Gravy
It was quite a sight
Yes, they flew into the gravy
I laughed with all my might
Yes, Grandpa lost his teeth
Right there at the dinner table
They flew into the gravy
They flew into the gravy
They flew into the gravy

I Think I just wet myself laughing
Someone get me a towel