The Woke Lefties - Triggered Lyrics

Triggered, babe, you set me off again,
Every word you say, babe, it's the ultimate sin.
My bubble's my castle, my outrage is gold,
Triggered, babe, watch my meltdown unfold.

Your smile was too smug, babe, that's assault,
Your neutral tone? Yeah, it's all your fault.
My feelings are gospel, the rest is a scam,
I'm the victim, babe, and I don't give a damn.
Walking on eggshells? Babe, that's the game,
Every glance you throw, I'm calling by name.
My triggers are sacred, my rage is divine,
You breathe out of sync, babe, that's crossing the line.

Triggered, babe, you set me off again,
Every word you say, babe, it's the ultimate sin.
My bubble's my castle, my outrage is gold,
Triggered, babe, watch my meltdown unfold.

Did you just say 'hey'? Babe, that's a slur,
Your silence is louder than your words ever were.
Your outfit offends me, your tone makes me cry,
I'll write a manifesto before you say 'hi'.
Virtue signaling's my oxygen, canceling's my sport,
Offense is my currency, and outrage my court.
I'm the ruler of the woke, the queen of the banned,
Triggered, babe, it's my high-demand brand.

Every glance, every shrug, babe, it's a war,
I'm weaponizing my feels, babe, to even the score.
Don't explain yourself, babe, I won't hear a thing,
Triggered, babe, I'm the chaos king/queen.

Triggered, babe, you set me off again,
Every word you say, babe, it's the ultimate sin.
My bubble's my castle, my outrage is gold,
Triggered, babe, watch my meltdown unfold.

Call me dramatic? Babe, you've crossed the line,
Triggered, babe, and the spotlight's mine.
No nuance, no mercy, just raw offense,
Triggered, babe, this is my defense.