I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I said
I'm in, you're in a big ole puddle of piss
Oh I said
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I'm in, you're in, piss
Feels so very nice
A big ole puddle of paradise
Feels so great I pissed myself twice
Now take my advice
Pissin' yourself it ain't no vice
How's it bad when it feels so nice
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I said
I'm in, you're in a big ole puddle of piss
Oh I said
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I'm in, you're in, piss
It feels so warm and wet
And it don't put you in debt
Why spend cash when you got more piss yet
The best things in life are free
Couldn't be more true when you have your pee
I just wish the sea were pee
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I said
I'm in, you're in a big ole puddle of piss
Oh I said
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I'm in, you're in, piss
The blood of Christ cleanses
So does being covered with piss by all your friends
And you don't even have to make amends
Just follow the golden rule
Share your pee but not your stool
Poop is just not all that cool
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I said
I'm in, you're in a big ole puddle of piss
Oh I said
I'm in, you're in a big old puddle of Urine
I'm in, you're in, piss