Brawndo is great, it's what plants crave
The thirst mutilator, like having sex with a tractor trailer
Like getting a blow job from a leaf blower
Like shaving your chest with a lawn mower!
Brawndo is great, it's what plants crave
It will help you kick ass at kicking ass
It's got electrolytes! (It's what plants crave)
It's better then water, 'cause water comes outta a toilet
And I ain't never seen no plant grow outta no toilet!