The World Famous Tallboys - I'm Not Hispanic Lyrics

Down in Tejas for a metal fest
Aztec Theatre, the only way to go
If it ain't the mall, riverwalk, or Alamo
Might as well just call it North Mexico
Got a cold ass Tecate in my hand
Kicking back, enjoying the show
When outta nowhere I hear
"Hey hombre, ¿tienes fuego?"

Goddammit, I'm not Hispanic
No hablo español
Hey hombre, no tengo una luz
Sorry dude
Goddammit, I'm
Not Hispanic. No hablo español
Why didn't I take Spanish in high school?

In LA, 'cause I ain't never been
In Cali, Hispanic goes from white to black
There's an old PSA, call Institutionalized
By Suicidal Tendencies that taught me that
Had a couple beers with dinner and walked the wrong way
Kinda walked the wrong way a long way
Outta nowhere I hear
¿Sabe usted donde es la habitacion de Jumbo el payaso?

Goddammit, I'm not Hispanic
No hablo español
Hey hombre, no tengo una luz
Sorry dude
Goddammit, I'm
Not Hispanic. No hablo español
Why didn't I take Spanish in high school?

Chillin' on the beach in Santa Monica, just had to go
Eye candy situation: Muy muy bueno!
Face to the sun and my feet in the sea
Up walks the hottest girl there's ever been
She says "La cosa que mas me encanta en el mundo son los cantantes de punk con sobrepeso"
"¿Quieres venir a mi casa?"
I don't speak that language, help? Anyone?

Shit

Goddammit, I'm not Hispanic
No hablo español
Hey hombre, no tengo una luz
Goddammit
Why didn't I take Spanish in high school?
"Cause we're from Canada, They made us take French"
Oh yeah
F*ck!