Hollywood just green lit another picture about civil rights
Oscarbait with all the right actors
Is it black people getting shit done, like in real life?
"Naw masser." They're so meek, humble, and passive
All you Negroes, prepare for your
White Savior!
He's come to save the day and make the bad white people see the errors of their ways
"Mr. Black screenwriter, that's a really good script
But this Martin Luther King fellow needs a side kick. I know... We'll cast Brad Pitt"
As your White Savior!
Bringing truth and justice with his upright ways
Critics will scream Oscar buzz for days
Crushing racism with his righteous might
Bringing peace and harmony to black and white
Just like in real life
White Savior!
He's come to save the day and make the bad white people see the errors of their ways
"Mr. Black screenwriter, that's a really good script
But this Martin Luther King fellow needs a side kick. I know... We'll cast Brad Pitt"
Or possibly Michael Fassbender
Jonah Hill would be great comic relief
Denzel Washington as Bayard Rustin?
Who the f*ck is that? Not Denzel Washington, the other guy