I just gotta surf, anywhere
I just wanna surf, everywhere
I just gotta surf
Stupid localism isn't a mental illness
You are up yourself
The backyard surf god will never see this
Go f*ck yourself
Head up your ass, nose in the air
That's up yourself
Local legends every beach everywhere
Go find yourself
Stop! Take a look at yourself
Don't you wanna surf anywhere, anywhere else
Stuck at your home break
Surf's shit, not looking so cool
'Cause it's pumping where they hate you
You drop in tool
Ohh i am earthling and i wanna go surfing
Surfling surf, i just gotta surf
Don't dare be friendly and say good day to him
Don't you know who he is
He's a f*ckin local legend man
A hero mate, can't you see
He's got the sticker
He'll turn his head, snob you off
If you're lucky, he'll grunt
He knows who he is
He's a local legend hero in his head
And stuck up caann't be serious mate
Stop! Take a look, take a look at yourself
Don't you wanna surf anywhere, anywhere else
Stuck at your home break
Surf's shit, not looking so cool
Not welcome where it's pumping
You stuck up fool
I am earthling and i wanna go surfing
Surfling surf, surfling surf
Surfling surf, surfling, surfling
Surfling, surfling surf, anywhere
I just gotta surf, everywhere
I just gotta surf