Cheeky f*cker well he's slagging me off
Ricki Skizz is a bitch think he's so tough
Cheap beers got me buzzing off a quick dart
He stole my bird that bugger that's all I got
Ricki Ricki where do I begin
I had a girl but she's sleeping with him
Ricki Ricki you try not to glance
But he's got a 10 inch knob in his pants
I f*cking hate you Ricki
I f*cking hate you Ziggy
This f*ckers mugging me off
This f*ckers mugging me
Ah Ricki's a bit of a wanker in it
Ha
Oi Ziggy, He's blasted on the doorstep
I'm six'five" and a f*cking problem
I got knackered in every pub in Sydney
I'd shag his mother if I had a working kidney
Ziggy Ziggy where do I start
I got a feeling he's chiefing a dart
Ziggy Ziggy you try not to stare
But he's got a beamer and exceptional hair
I f*cking hate you Ricki
I f*cking hate you Ziggy
This f*ckers mugging me off
This f*ckers mugging me
I f*cking hate you Ricki
I f*cking hate you Ziggy
This f*ckers mugging me off
This f*ckers mugging me