New WHIPES PLUS! Bathroom tissues have a unique Quad-Ply quilting putting the discomfort of bowel movements...
TO DEATH
(Corpse Grinder:)
USE IT WHEN YOU HAVE TO POOP
STEAMING PILES OF ASSHOLE GOOP
WIPE THE GRISLY ANUS DRY
DUNGHEAP RISING TO THE SKY
PUTRID PILES OF RECTAL SLUDGE
RAINING SHEETS OF FECAL FUDGE
QUAD-PLY QUILTS CARESS YOUR HOLE
WIPING YOUR ETERNAL SOUL
POOP POOP POOP POOP