We got robbed
Robbed by the cops
They had guns and frowns like clowns that aren't funny
They came down to our show and they stole all our money
We got robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the cops
We got robbed
Robbed by the cops
I told those cops
"Listen
I'm just a musician, this is an awkward position, getting robbed by the cops"
I didn't bicker, no I played my nicest
They said, "you need a liquor and a cabaret license"
They took every last dollar and all our excitement
We got robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the cops
We got robbed
Robbed by the cops
Thank you for coming down to the show at Mutiny Radio
The Wyatt Act came to play some tunes at Mutual Master Debates
Comedians came to debate some topics that the audience pulled from a hat
Prizes and games and lots of laughs at Mutual Master Debates
Well, I was looking around the room and saw some familiar faces
They were smiling and laughing and having a good time when I saw something a little strange
I saw guns
And I was like, man, that's weird, I mean, I know this is America and everything
But who's packing heat at a comedy and music show?
So I walked over and said
"Hey
You wanna buy a t-shirt?"
It turned out that, no, they did not want to buy a t-shirt because
They were the police and they were conducting an official investigation
They had badges and guns
They took all of our money
And all of our wine
And they slapped our friend with a big fat fine
We got robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the, robbed by the cops!