Blue ribbon and high life and Natural Boh
These beers were once trendy for hipsters and so
I had to start drinking a bit more refined.
I'll take a pass on the Genessee if you don't mind
Bud and the Bullet are still fairly hot, drinking craft been is in, and so I am not
Going to fall for your whimsy, no not this time
I shall take a pass on the Genessee if you don't mind
I have some friends who drink Miller, and I admit I think a little less of them
Because drinking mass quantities just wastes my time, I would not like some Genessee if you don't mind
India Pale Ales are mostly the same
Lagers and Porters seem just as tame
I need a great beer just to get me out of this bind
Please do not offer Genessee, if you don't mind
Some like their Meads extra malty, and some enjoy the bite of the hops
So look for my crew at the end of the bar, and bring us a round of your finest beer to the last drop
Let's do the Genessee Waltz