Tribute to Jamie Oliver Video (MV)

Someone offered to buy us for $1000000000, but we said no

Let me tell you a story
Ok

So once, there was a guy called Jamie Oliver
He wasn't very popular, but he had a wife called Monica
We're saving up for Monaco, but a guy called Jesus busted in
I know it's kind of crazy, but you gotta believe me, it was him

The son of god himself had beef with a random chef
Dropped a diss track, and that guy doesn't even know what a treble clef is
Wearing high vis for some reason, I don't even know
Jesus snapped his fingers, and made the whole world snow

Then he kicked him in the nose
Where is this story going? I don't even know to be honest
Run that shit back, back to the part where he was honest
Never mind, dishonest, but he became deuterogamist

As in he remarried, after he divorced
Married to a man named Clinton
Who the f*ck made him gay?
JK Simmons clapped ass wrote this today

Are you f*cking kidding me? I need higher pay
What do you mean I'm white? have you heard of Eminem?
Jamie Oliver gets f*cked by 5 men on the next page
GOD DAMN IT!

Holy f*ck, this is insufferable
I can't do this

This just in, JK Simmons fell down a well and can't get out

We got another writer
F*ck you JK Simmons, you're in a well and they won't find you
Jamie Oliver remarried with a woman called Miranda
I have a f*cking speech impediment, that line was so hard to read

His wife Miranda really likes horses, so now he has a steed
Shout out to the Onceler that motherf*cker made a Thnead
Jamie Oliver went to the gas station to buy weed
That got him f*cked up, because it was evil weed

Now with that information, Jesus did heed

So he went to his crib, and he made him bleed
If you go to page 5, this is where the Battle of Jamie Oliver comes in
As far as we know, Jamie Oliver did not win
Like I don't know man, he might have just survived on a whim

It's me, f*ckin' Jesus
I'm just playing

If you wanna f*ck with Jesus, then you better get to praying
Or don't f*ck with him, just stick to brick laying

Like, have you heard of a blind guy?
He made him see again with mud!

Like it's crazy
He had these like, disciples, and he had like, people that like
There was one guy that betrayed him, and it was
Oh sorry, I know, spoilers for the bible

I-, I won't