I don't really know what I'm gonna say
And I don't sing in any kind of normal way
In that I just go on and on until its past the time
When you expect me to make a point
And I gotta tell you that I don't even know
How to roll a joint
Or really say what I gotta say to you
Today or tomorrow or the next or
Whenever this thing gets put to rest
Because I failed your stupid f*cking test
In some way or another
Brother, I have a brother
He's from the same mother
I guess that just makes him a regular brother
Sister, I wish I had a sis
Because I always felt more connected to a miss than a mister
But that's history and right now the mystery is
Whether I can pull this thing together one way or another
Miss than a mister
Sister
Sister
Miss than a mister
Here is where the rest of the song should go
If I even had a song that I could show but as
You probably guessed from this mess
That this whole thing is me just winging it
Until you go away
Or else I get you hypnotized enough to stay
Let me say that my only real goal is to
Tell you that I'm the kind of man that isn't so manly
But listen here even if I'm no Stanley
Who the f*ck cares, man, woman
Or however you ID yourself
Let's just get over this
Brother, or sister, or miss or mister
Or none or some of the above
It's really all about love, love, love
Start with love
And accept the other as if they were your brother
But you know, not specifically brother but
Just a human being with human feelings
Love
Love
Love
Miss than a mister
Now this song is pretty much done
And I can't exactly say that it was fun
But maybe you can take away something
From my fakey bakey hokey jokey words of bad poetry
And even if you disregard all of this junk
Then remember the chorus from that stupid ass chipmunk
Love
Love
Human being human feelings