It's another one of those mornings
When I feel like I've been hit by a lorry
Morning coffee tastes like shit
I can't believe I used salt to sweeten it
7.45, I am already late
Have a meeting scheduled exactly at 8
It's when I find out I've got nothing to wear
Still haven't realized what's up with my hair
I saw my car keys but I don't know where
Oh, I can already see
How this is gonna be
Is it karma to repay
Or my luck went on holidays
WTF
Can someone explain
Why nothing goes the way
Of an ordinary day
I don't want to feel so vain
I knew I should have stayed in my bed
And pulled the blanket up way over my head
Pretending everything is ok
What is ordinary anyway
I'm trying hard to keep it together
I don't remember walking under a ladder
And driving through my neighbors' fence
I'm sure it was just a big coincidence
At the meeting my boss says as he leaves
Boy, you'd better roll up your goddamn sleeves
It's a match that I've already fought
Me against Mr. Murphy's law
Usually it never ends in a draw
Guess who's lying on the floor
I don't even know what for
I just can't take it anymore
Is it karma to repay
Or my luck went on holidays
WTF
Can someone explain
Why nothing goes the way
Of an ordinary day
This is doing my brain in
I knew I should have stayed in my bed
And pulled the blanket up way over my head
Or even something better instead
Pretending that I am dead
Keep on hearing that stupid line
That everything's gonna be fine
Explain all this to my migraine
Before it makes me go completely insane
If it's karma to repay
Or my luck went on holidays
WTF
I don't really care
It seems like all this disarray
Is my ordinary day
I am on the verge of despair
I just want to go back to bed
And pull the blanket up way over my head
Pretending everything is ok
Oh well, what is ordinary anyway