Eat Teccos
That's not tacos it's the hard flat candy Teccos
Y'know the ones that has the dust on them uh
Take a bar from Eminem-inemem
My Halloween candy has Eminems
Left a voicemail for my buddy Eminem
Eminemineminemineminemineminem
I remember when Eminem was a lemon (Shut up)
He had that vitamin C4 explosives
Exploding lemons was sold at 7-11
That's why I hadn't been back to 7-11
I called my 411 to get the 411
I'd take a bus but all the seats are sticky
I drank some blood and got a rush and now I'm feeling dizzy
Hands up if you didn't understand that
When I spend a day with grandma don't emasculate me
It's very masculating
Do the thug shaker dude
Shake your ass
Take your hands up and shake that shit
Pull your shirt up I know you can shake it
Shake-
Welcome one and all
To the C'est Bon CrimpNite open mic
Wipe the filth of your fat ass it's time to get real
Ok
What the f*cking day is it? Probably Tuesday
Gotta see an optometrist
Not for anything specifically
I just thought the word was funny
Like the word pastrami
You stra mi I pa you
Except my pa is a loaded Smith & Wesson model 29
You know the gun that's sales went up after the 1971 film Dirty Harry released
What they don't tell you is that I was the sales increase
Now I'm a hitman for hire
Call me Alphonse Cease
I'm just kidding don't f*cking call me that
Bonjour nous sommes vendredi
Gotta replace my carburetor because
It drank all the f*cking apple juice
Now I'm stuck with gasoline in my gullet
Call me vehicular manslaughter
Taking my daughter to get tacos before I take you to court to get tacos
We're going to the food court where they sell tacos
GULPIN'
Watch and writhe while we split our sides hahahaha
Oh my goodness this is a blast
Let's hear it for Lil' Cyster up last haha
You know what they call me? I'll tell you at the end of the verse
This shit like a choose your own adventure book you'll probably get the bad ending
Cretinous inept derpy piece of shit likely didn't help Jorji
Happiness joy and my hole are the things I'm spreading
My breath smells the best because I eat the floss
This view is breast taking just like my buddy Ross
I'm like the flat rabbit that brought his demise upon himself
It's kind of poetic how he grabbed the grate and nobody'd tell him
I dropped two Q-Tips in my nail cleanser now I'm pissed the f*ck off
I ain't no sticky da cat You're the one getting pissed the f*ck on
K-holing in Tennessee call it a needle in a haystack
Just sogged my cigarettes that's the straw that broke the camel's ass
I learned many things at Jonny Juul Rip's academy
Like how to explore your abdominal cavity
Excuse my lack of faculty I was speaking so callously
As an atonement I can throw you a pageantry the event of your fantasies
I was forced to perform these lines with a gun to my head
I'm in the studio with two hitmen and they want me dead
If you remember prior I said I'd tell you what they call me
If you don't remember you have some problems with memory
C'est Bon CrimpNite Video (MV)
Performed By: YARHGANG
Language: English
Length: 3:07
Written by: Kennard Ramos, Lil Cyster, Al Phebotize, Entity G
YARHGANG - C'est Bon CrimpNite Lyrics
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Eat Teccos
That's not tacos it's the hard flat candy Teccos
Y'know the ones that has the dust on them uh
Take a bar from Eminem-inemem
My Halloween candy has Eminems
Left a voicemail for my buddy Eminem
Eminemineminemineminemineminem
I remember when Eminem was a lemon (Shut up)
He had that vitamin C4 explosives
Exploding lemons was sold at 7-11
That's why I hadn't been back to 7-11
I called my 411 to get the 411
I'd take a bus but all the seats are sticky
I drank some blood and got a rush and now I'm feeling dizzy
Hands up if you didn't understand that
When I spend a day with grandma don't emasculate me
It's very masculating
Do the thug shaker dude
Shake your ass
Take your hands up and shake that shit
Pull your shirt up I know you can shake it
Shake-
Welcome one and all
To the C'est Bon CrimpNite open mic
Wipe the filth of your fat ass it's time to get real
Ok
What the f*cking day is it? Probably Tuesday
Gotta see an optometrist
Not for anything specifically
I just thought the word was funny
Like the word pastrami
You stra mi I pa you
Except my pa is a loaded Smith & Wesson model 29
You know the gun that's sales went up after the 1971 film Dirty Harry released
What they don't tell you is that I was the sales increase
Now I'm a hitman for hire
Call me Alphonse Cease
I'm just kidding don't f*cking call me that
Bonjour nous sommes vendredi
Gotta replace my carburetor because
It drank all the f*cking apple juice
Now I'm stuck with gasoline in my gullet
Call me vehicular manslaughter
Taking my daughter to get tacos before I take you to court to get tacos
We're going to the food court where they sell tacos
GULPIN'
Watch and writhe while we split our sides hahahaha
Oh my goodness this is a blast
Let's hear it for Lil' Cyster up last haha
You know what they call me? I'll tell you at the end of the verse
This shit like a choose your own adventure book you'll probably get the bad ending
Cretinous inept derpy piece of shit likely didn't help Jorji
Happiness joy and my hole are the things I'm spreading
My breath smells the best because I eat the floss
This view is breast taking just like my buddy Ross
I'm like the flat rabbit that brought his demise upon himself
It's kind of poetic how he grabbed the grate and nobody'd tell him
I dropped two Q-Tips in my nail cleanser now I'm pissed the f*ck off
I ain't no sticky da cat You're the one getting pissed the f*ck on
K-holing in Tennessee call it a needle in a haystack
Just sogged my cigarettes that's the straw that broke the camel's ass
I learned many things at Jonny Juul Rip's academy
Like how to explore your abdominal cavity
Excuse my lack of faculty I was speaking so callously
As an atonement I can throw you a pageantry the event of your fantasies
I was forced to perform these lines with a gun to my head
I'm in the studio with two hitmen and they want me dead
If you remember prior I said I'd tell you what they call me
If you don't remember you have some problems with memory
That's not tacos it's the hard flat candy Teccos
Y'know the ones that has the dust on them uh
Take a bar from Eminem-inemem
My Halloween candy has Eminems
Left a voicemail for my buddy Eminem
Eminemineminemineminemineminem
I remember when Eminem was a lemon (Shut up)
He had that vitamin C4 explosives
Exploding lemons was sold at 7-11
That's why I hadn't been back to 7-11
I called my 411 to get the 411
I'd take a bus but all the seats are sticky
I drank some blood and got a rush and now I'm feeling dizzy
Hands up if you didn't understand that
When I spend a day with grandma don't emasculate me
It's very masculating
Do the thug shaker dude
Shake your ass
Take your hands up and shake that shit
Pull your shirt up I know you can shake it
Shake-
Welcome one and all
To the C'est Bon CrimpNite open mic
Wipe the filth of your fat ass it's time to get real
Ok
What the f*cking day is it? Probably Tuesday
Gotta see an optometrist
Not for anything specifically
I just thought the word was funny
Like the word pastrami
You stra mi I pa you
Except my pa is a loaded Smith & Wesson model 29
You know the gun that's sales went up after the 1971 film Dirty Harry released
What they don't tell you is that I was the sales increase
Now I'm a hitman for hire
Call me Alphonse Cease
I'm just kidding don't f*cking call me that
Bonjour nous sommes vendredi
Gotta replace my carburetor because
It drank all the f*cking apple juice
Now I'm stuck with gasoline in my gullet
Call me vehicular manslaughter
Taking my daughter to get tacos before I take you to court to get tacos
We're going to the food court where they sell tacos
GULPIN'
Watch and writhe while we split our sides hahahaha
Oh my goodness this is a blast
Let's hear it for Lil' Cyster up last haha
You know what they call me? I'll tell you at the end of the verse
This shit like a choose your own adventure book you'll probably get the bad ending
Cretinous inept derpy piece of shit likely didn't help Jorji
Happiness joy and my hole are the things I'm spreading
My breath smells the best because I eat the floss
This view is breast taking just like my buddy Ross
I'm like the flat rabbit that brought his demise upon himself
It's kind of poetic how he grabbed the grate and nobody'd tell him
I dropped two Q-Tips in my nail cleanser now I'm pissed the f*ck off
I ain't no sticky da cat You're the one getting pissed the f*ck on
K-holing in Tennessee call it a needle in a haystack
Just sogged my cigarettes that's the straw that broke the camel's ass
I learned many things at Jonny Juul Rip's academy
Like how to explore your abdominal cavity
Excuse my lack of faculty I was speaking so callously
As an atonement I can throw you a pageantry the event of your fantasies
I was forced to perform these lines with a gun to my head
I'm in the studio with two hitmen and they want me dead
If you remember prior I said I'd tell you what they call me
If you don't remember you have some problems with memory
Writer: Kennard Ramos, Lil Cyster, Al Phebotize, Entity G
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid