The Yella Belly Boys - Texas Toast Lyrics

Biggest iron in the west, but I don't like to boast
I came riding from the east, and my name is Texas Toast
Yeah, pop pop pop pop pop pop reload
Hop up off my horse and now I'm whipping in the stagecoach
Pistol on my side because I always keep my strap packed
I been on a roll and I don't ever wanna backtrack
You don't wanna duel? Sorry bitch, no take backs
Toaster bout to ride up on my horse in a body bag
Uh, okay
Outlaws wanna try me but they ain't got shit to say
I'm the biggest, baddest sheriff in the USA
Texas Toast little bitch, what the f*ck you gonna say? Uh
Texas Toast came riding into town
He's here for Toaster Joe and he's gonna shoot him down
Now we're all waiting for high noon to roll around
Yeah Toast is gonna put him six feet in the ground
Aye what's up y'all? Yeah, my name is Toaster Joe
Heard about a little sheriff, and his name is Texas Toast
Better get up out my town, I know that he don't want the smoke
You better watch out before your daughter and your wife get stole, what's up?
Riding on my horse I got your honey
Ooh, and now I'm taking all your money
Word on the street the sheriff gonna try and stop me
If he think it's gonna happen then he really kinda funny
I'm the baddest fella in the Wild Wild West
First I take your life, and now I'm taking all the rest
Tell the boy I wanna meet him, and I bet you could've guessed
High noon, six shooters, I'ma show him who the best, what's up?
Texas toast, oh yeah he better listen
Cause Toaster's got a plan
He better watch his back, or he might get caught slipping
Cause Toaster's never lost to any man
Let's go
Listen up son, cause I'll only say it once
One bullet from my pistol then its pop, you're done
Just like that, it's over before it even begun
Now your ass is toast, ain't no intended pun
Listen up sheriff, just let me remind you
I killed a lot of guys before, and I ain't have to try to
I'ma hide your body, they ain't ever gonna find you
Six bullets with your name, and I can't wait until they inside you
Since the day of duel, yeah we still don't know what happened
Texas Toast and Toaster Joe, yeah they both started blasting
Toaster never lost before, but sheriff caught him lacking
They both shot the same time, both dead up in the wagon