Dern it, my tractor won't start
How you gonna plow the fields?
I'll have to buy a new part
Is your radiator sealed?
You know, you might be right
Is the radiator cap on tight?
Did it fix the problem? No, not quite
Dern it, my tractor won't start
The carburetor clogged its pipes
I don't know, cause I just cleaned out all the dirt
Well that doesn't sound alright
You know, you might be right
Is the carburetor clogged with dirt?
Did it help you start your tractor?
I'm a tractor man, and it really grinds my gears
When I try to start my tractor and (Tractor noise) is all I hear
Ooh I'm a tractor man, and I'm tryna fix my life
Ooh if my tractor ran, everything would be alright
Be alright
Ooh alright
Dern it, my tractor won't start
Well I guess you're out of luck
Man, this is so dang hard
But is the gas tank all filled up?
You know, you might be right
What if you filled the tank and checked the light
Did it fix the problem? It just might
Yeehaw! My tractor does start
All it needed was some gas
Yeah, I didn't even need a part
Now will you please get off my ass?
You know, I just might
Now we got my tractor running right
It's been a really long and boring night
I'm a tractor man, and I'm grinning ear to ear
Cause when I try to start my tractor now, (Tractor noise) is what I hear
Ooh I'm a tractor man, and I've finally fixed my life
Now that my tractor ran, everything will be alright
Be alright
Ooh alright