Yung Prius - Big L Lyrics

Hey Lundquist, I got a question
I got an answer, but you go first
Who's the swolest physics teacher on the face of the Earth?
Big L, Bi-b-big L
Who won't grade your ten page lab without a name on it first?
Big L, Bi-b-big L
Who degloves his AP students with momentum and torque?
Big L, Bi-b-big L
Who puts Calvin and Hobbes comics on our packets of work?
Big L, Bi-b-big L
Who curves all the tests but I still got three 59s?
Who shocks his students with industrial cattle prods?
Who refuses to wear shirts with any logos or tags?
Who don't need to flex in Physics cause it's all in his bag?
Lord Newton, Daddy Lundquist, L Dawg
Big L
Dirt Nail, Papa L, Megamind
Big L
Bring back the dope-ass mustache
Big L
Seriously bring back the mustache
Big L
They say it's big for a reason
Yung Prius in season
Committing hip hop malfeasance
Rhyming so hard it's treason
From the physics of yore
To Worksheet 10-4
Textbook pages galore
You think I read em you're
Very wrong sir in fact
You deserve a wood plaque
For an astounding lack
Of awareness and tact
Who is my inspiration
Leading the physics nation
My life's infatuation
Whose tests give endless vexation
Why it's
Lord Newton, Daddy Lundquist, L Dawg
Big L
Dirt Nail, Papa L, Megamind
Big L
Bring back the dope-ass mustache
Big L
Seriously bring back the mustache
Big L
What up, it's JJ Dent
Setting Jewboy rapping precedents
Huh, thought you could pass the test
Dropping off, popping off like the rest
Ooh, what are you tryna do
Backin right into a tree, how clue
Uh, how clueless of you, all of my rhymes are blocking your view
Uh, all up in your face
606, Papa Lundquist's place
Running up the curve
Racking up them hundreds
Shattering the records
YP, let's gun it, ooh
It's ya boi Big L
Yung Prius he be swell
My mu's kinetic, not static
Because I flow so well
You can tell by the shine of my chrome dome
That I'm boutta bust a rhyme
So you'd better go home
Comin' at you with that force
Like Newtons on a scale
If you don't understand that reference
Then you'll probably fail
Don't try to come at me bro
I'm writing worksheets all night
But if you do, take these goggles
To protect your eyesight!