You call me on your phone
You were all alone in your house
And then you saw it
And you were so scared
It was a mouse
And you know I'll kill it for you
And the termites in your walls too
Whenever you see it
Any kind of pest
You know who to call...
Let me be your... exterminator
You call me up, Even
Though I don't date cha'
I'll help you get rid of...
Those little invaders
I'll even kill them bugs...
Make them meet their maker
They'll meet their maker
Just show me some love
And I'll kill them bugs
I'll catch a mouse
If you'll be my spouse
Please be my spouse
And I'll live in your house
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free
You were so scared, You almost collapsed
So I came over with some sticky mouse traps
And those little blue mouse pellets, they are made of poison
When you see me kill the mouse, Your panties will moisten
And I'm thinking we can take advantage of the scene
When I'm ridding you of pests, maybe we can be a team
Something dirtier than roaches, and baby you can be my queen
An Infestation of my heart is something I don't want to clean
Just last month, you
Had an issue
Had me kill a roach
I used a tissue
Then I tried to kiss you
You pushed away
Do you just use me?
Like the time you had me take that dead squirrel from your jacuzzi
Let me be your... exterminator
You call me up, Even
Though I don't date cha'
I'll help you get rid of...
Those little invaders
I'll even kill them bugs...
Make them meet their maker
They'll meet their maker
Just show me some love
And I'll kill them bugs
I'll catch a mouse
If you'll be my spouse
Please be my spouse
And I'll live in your house
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free