Zatch - MUSCLE MOMMY Lyrics

Welcome to Bird Labs Radio
Where we play the flyest shi-
We are now taking in requests from callers
Caller number one, what do you wanna hear?
I-I I'm calling in because my ex girl
She she could only squat two teddy bears on a bamboo stick
Nah I-I need me a girl who can body slam me like Randy savage
Thicker than your average
I need somebody who can toss me around
Spin me around, throw me on the ground
And show me who's boss
You got somebody like that for me?
C'mon I know you do I know you do
I need a
I need a
I need a
I need a muscle mommy
With immaculate pecks
I know she got that got grip on her
Gives immaculate sex
I need a muscle mommy
She can't go on no dates
She's too busy at the body shop
Pushing them weights
I need a muscle mommy
F*cking and she timing her breathing
Choke her out
She'll choke me back
Baby
Just to get even
I let her dom on me...
Pre workout before sex
I be hitting with them strokes
And she be counting them reps like
Baby I know you got one more in you
You ain't breathing when you stroking baby
That's just the issue
Yeah I know that...
She got a swole back
And her picture perfect body need a Kodak
Ooh!
I need a muscle mommy
I need her muscle milk
I be grabbing on her arms
Like how her muscles feel
That bitch built just like me
Don't know what to feel
I'm tryna make that (whew) sweat
Like we running drills
Wait, wait...
Nigga hold up
Now she tryna get freaky
Get her toes sucked
We gon' f*ck until we fail
Yeah I know but
You about to get yourself like a whole nut..
Please...
She needs a strong man's
Lemme show her who I am
She wants a man not a boy
She wants her whey
No soy
She needs a strong man's
Lemme show her who I am
She wants a man not a boy
She wants her whey
No soy
I need a muscle mommy who gon' call me
On her flip phone
Yeah her ringtone's me, microphone, and a big moan
Ugh
Muscle mommy so thick
Muscle mommy do squats on my dick
Yuh
Muscle mommy rides my face til' I'm sick
And I press on her clit like a thumbtack
Get back, tits stacked
She so perky
C'mon pin me down muscle mommy
Hurt me
Yeah mercy
She so thirsty
If she can't bench my bodyweight
The bitch do not deserve me
Slam like tsunami
I get my blood her teeth
Muscle mommy punani
That shit is so damn sweet
It's hot when I'm touching abs
While she on top
On her watch, don't stop
Need some sturdy back-shots
I could never f*ck her though
Let her f*ck me
Need a mommy with some M-U-S-C-L-E
Ugh!
She needs a strong man's
Lemme show her who I am
She wants a man not a boy
She wants her whey
No soy
She needs a strong man's
Lemme show her who I am
She wants a man not a boy
She wants her whey
No soy
Cause me and muscle mommy gotta stay sneaky wit da links
We ain't never taking breaks
We just working out the kinks
She ain't wet
Yeah it's sweat
She gon' lift until til it stink
She gon spin me round
Throw me down
And shit I need a-
Look
You know I be on it
Cause I need it girl I want it
Waking up, stretch, sex, eggs in the morning
Is we f*cking? Is we lifting?
Either way I'm gon' record it
She can't miss a gym sesh
She cannot afford it
Her hobby is her body
How she built like a man
And look it's push pull legs
Or she throwin' them hands
Shit if you don't understand it
She does damage
Ima Stan
Eh neh neh neh nah
Ima show her who I am
Yeah!
She needs a strong man's
Lemme show her who I am
She wants a man not a boy
She wants her whey
No soy
She needs a strong man's
Lemme show her who I am
She wants a man not a boy
She wants her whey
No soy
Well well goddamn Bird Labs
Y'all did it!
Yeah that's right
My girl think she a trainer now
She wants to do something called resistance training?
I don't know what that means
Oh oh, here she is
(Honey pull down your pants)
Wait wait, my pants? (Yes)
Wait like my cock?
(Yup)
(Indistinguishable femdom noises)
Thank you!