Ziggy Nash - Wasted Lyrics

I've never seen it before
Ass so big she got me all the way to floor
Neighborly whore
Wondering if she could fit that ass in between that door
The way it move
It got me thinking oh shoot
Be like a trampoline when they bouncing on my rubber
Mouth so wide Mr. Garvey she stuttered
Thinking it would slip right in like butter
Like a belly dancer when she move
Her ass just jiggles when she grooves
From far over here it's silky smooth
But when I get closer Zohan is that you
Oh my god
I gotta run
There's to much hair in between those buns
Man I must be so f*cked up
I can't even tell if that's food or upchuck
Oh shit rooms getting dizzy
Walk up to a girl I think she's a lady
Excuse me lady I like slim shady he's the lead singer of D12 baby
Before I go on let me just say
I know I may seem it but I'm not gay
Big personality
Big dick to
Maybe you could sit on it
Please don't sue
Man I'm just so desperate
Man I'm just so horny
Man I'm taking a shot
I feel like Michael Jordan

Yea
I got her thinking bout me
Or I'm thinking bout her
I don't care what the f*ck she sees
Or the f*ck she heard
She has to much fur
Well I think that's a her
Man my head is way to stirred
I've had to many drinks tonight
I just wanna party right
Please don't hurt me
I'm to drunk to do talkie
I don't know what to do
Are those some nachos
Yay more food
Now what's your name girl
Unzip your fly
Wait shit that my be a guy
I'm just trynna unwind
F*ck this shit I'm wasted
I don't give a f*ck I'll taste it
I'll just lose it
Mix and fuse it
Just to f*ck up bitch excuse it
I can't see straight
Imma be late
I feel dizzy
And I'm frizzy
I'm so busy
Like lil dicky
Feel so fizzy
I'm so izzy
F*ck you bitch I'm so drizzy
Uh
Like when I'm riding round town in the civic that I got from ma pops gold as day
It's not gold fo say, but when I'm drunk as f*ck it's ok today
Or when I'm high as f*ck and survived three fights that is more than luck
Like when I'm thinking bout' you baby just kidding man you are cut

I'm feelin so woozy
I'm feelin so doozy
I am so high I am the sky the sky

Damn the nights almost over
Walk up to another can I get your number
She's like "uh no, can't you see, I have a ring now leave me be"
Baby that ring won't stop me
It's gonna take more than that to make me flee
She looked at me with spite in her eyes
"My husbands a cop, and he'll break your thighs"
Damn
Oh shit gotta run
Go to the front there he is with a gun
Go out the back there's his clan with stand
It reads f*ck you now get in the van
Oh f*ck
F*ck that shit
Go up to the roof
But then there's only cliff
I looked behind
They followed me
It's time to jump
See ya later b